Better than the Movies

**Based on true events that I just witnessed less than 20 minutes ago**

So I overslept today. Alarm completely doesn't work so I awoke at 10, mind you, my class is at 9 and over at 12 and I have an exam at 2. SOOOO the goal was to be up and out the door at 830. My biological clock is completely off because I slept till 2pm, worked till 12am and went back to sleep at 4am so i can completely understand my body giving me the ill fuck you and your plans of academic success, sleep on playa! (fmylife.com/Ihateoversleeping) ((not an actual site, I just love reading fmylife, so when anything goes wrong, thats what I say))

I Digress***

I get up after this late morning start fiasco and hightail it (where did that phrase even come from) to the tech center bus stop so I can catch the shuttle, no point in wasting a token if you're already late. In the spirit of being late I decide to get breakfast, take a sit down at the window and enjoy.

A nice young man, white guy with long hair, torn clothes and an edgy look, with a 5'oclock shadow and killer blue eyes sits next to me. We both commence our breakfast sandwich eating in silence when this big blob of a frat boy plops himself next to Stone (I think the dude looks like his name should be) He's says

Blob: Dude....didn't you go out with Lindsey?
Stone: Yea, ummm, im sorry...whats your name?
Blob: Yea, my name is "blob"
Stone: Yea man, we're not together.
Blob: Dude, what happened?

PAUSE

Now, lets just back track for a second. Stone and Blob aren't even friends. After asking Stone, when Blob left, Stone tells me that Blob is one of Lindsey's friends that she went to a dance with last year and that they met once. All this means is that they don't know each other from a can of paint. So he has no idea whether Stone was contemplating suicide at the loss of Lindsey, or if it was sore topic, or if he was on the phone with some other chick, (bc rude blob came up and started this convo while Stone was on the phone)

PRESS PLAY

Stone: (Being ultra sexy and polite) Just didn't work out man, we want different things. She's 19, I'm 24. No fault of either of ours, just didnt work. We're at different places
Blob: O

Its like Blob was all disappointed by his answer and shit. I dunno. It made for a way better morning show than my usual Saved By The Bell repeats, figured I would share.