Not Feelin' It

I don't have a phone. My cats have decided to destroy my house. My dad is sick. School is for some reason still in session. And I'm losing friends like a chemo patient losing hair. I'm trying to remain positive. Not give the devil a reason to do a "Got another Sucker Down in the Dumps" Dance but the only thing I feel at the moment is thoroughly upset. And for some odd reason...the shit keeps piling up on my already shitty day. Anyone got some Charmine?